What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:57

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
{RING} {RING}
HELLO
What are reasons you couldn't be a kpop idol?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.